Joke 15: Ties in the Desert

An exhausted and dried up guy drags himself through the desert and meets a tie seller.
“Water!”
“I'm sorry sir, but if you wanted a tie... I have a wide selection of models.”
The guy shakes his head and continues.
A few dunes later, he sees a luxurious hotel. Neons, marble, the whole deal. With his last breath, he shouts at a waiter:
“Water!”
“Sorry sir, but we serve gentlemen with ties only.”