One day, a humpback comes into a pub without his hump. The other regulars ask him how that happened.
“I took a shortcut through the cemetery last night. I met the Grim Reaper.
She asked me if I had a hump. I said that I do. She said ’give me’ and the hump was gone.”
A blind man hears that and thinks:
“If the Reaper healed the humpback, she might return my sight as well.”
He waits for the night and goes to the cemetery. Surprise, surprise, he meets the Grim Reaper.
The Reaper says:
“Do you have a hump?”
“No”
“Here you are!”
Monday, December 14, 2009
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