Joke 66: Good news

A man announces to his colleagues at work: “My Jenny is getting married next week.”
“And who is the lucky one?”
“Me and my wife.”

Joke 65: Surprise!!!

Little Tommy says to his mother.
“Mom, I have a surprise for you!”
“Really Tommy, what is it?”
“I swallowed a nail!”

Joke 64: Perfect marriage

Our marriage has not seen even an angry word. I hope for equally harmonious second day.

Joke 63: The Parrot

“It can't go on like that Sam. You've taught 27 lewd words to the parrot just this last month!”
“I don't understand it, mom. I didn't teach him. I even spend the month reminding him which words not to use!”

Joke 62: Sandwich

Grandson comes to his grandfather and asks him.
“Grandpa, you have no teeth.”
“That's right Jimmy, not a single one.”
“Than you can hold on to this ham sandwich for me.”

Joke 61: The ring

The door bell is ringing. Little Peter opens the door and outside are two policemen.
“Is your father home?”
“No.”
“And your mother?”
“She hid also.”

Joke 60: Bra

“I'm 15 already. May I finally wear bra, mom?”
“No Johnny.”

Joke 59: Great Love

“Believe me, my dear granddaughter, there is only one great love in every woman's life.”
“And who was it in your case grandma?”
“The sailors.”

Joke 58: Which Animal

Which animal has the dick on its back?
A police horse.

Joke 57: Selection

How do you select 3 complete idiots among politicians?
At random.

Joke 56: A rabbit

What is the difference between a running and a flying rabbit?
The flying one has an eagle on his back.

Joke 55: Yogurt

Do you know the difference between a pot of yogurt an USA?
The yogurt develops a culture within a month.

Joke 54: Vulture

Do you know what is the difference between a mother in law and a vulture?
The vulture waits until you die.

Joke 53: The Order

Do you know why did The God created the woman as the second one?
Because he didn't want to listen to all the advices.

Joke 52: Gutter

Do you know why did The God created the woman as the second one?
Because he didn't want to listen to all the advices.

Joke 51: Beak

Do you know why do woodpeckers have their beak?
So that they don't bang their forehead against a tree.

Joke 50: Tail

Do you know why do dogs have their tail?
So that they don't tip over when they loll their tongue.

Joke 49: Swallows

Why do swallows fly to the south?
It's too far to walk.

Joke 48: A bicycle dash

It's black and it's dashing at enormous velocity down the hill. What is it?
A mole on bicycle.

Joke 47: Backpack

A guy is laying on a meadow. He has a backpack on his back and flies are flying around. What is in the backpack?
The parachute.

Joke 46: Hair loss cure

What stops your hair from falling?
The floor.