Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Joke 26: Karate

A Japanese meets a German and says to him:
“I can beat you up in 5 minutes!”
They start a fight. A big bang a the German lies on the ground, all blood. The Japanese bows and says:
“This is from Japan – karate”
The Japanese meets an American and says to him:
“I can beat you up in 5 minutes!”
They start a fight. A big bang a the American lies on the ground, all blood. The Japanese bows and says:
“This is from Japan – judo”
The Japanese meets a Czech and says to him:
“You are week, I can beat you up in 2 minutes!”
They start a fight. A big bang a the Japanese lies on the ground, all blood. The Czech says:
“This is from Japan too – a hoist jack from mazda.”

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